Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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