I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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