I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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