Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
