He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
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Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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