So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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