Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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