I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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