make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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