Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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