We're like a lot better than the average bears
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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