Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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