I want to make a zoo with you.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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