More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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