so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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