sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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