I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Come see our sink grown plant.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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