Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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