At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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