I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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