You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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