totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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