why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Shame - the story of my life.
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