Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
This can only be settled by a dance off.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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