if you like me you must not know who I am
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
How's work?
Spinning.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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