Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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