While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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