Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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