Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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