Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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