i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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