When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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