You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
