The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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