i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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