Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
why is half of my head shaved?
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