And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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