I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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