Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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