All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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