Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Never underestimate the power of titties
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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