Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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