is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
