shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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