Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
