Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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