What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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