STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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