This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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