You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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