i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
People in love make me want to vomit
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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