Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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