I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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