Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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